in court
judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

high-on-kittens:

dam grandpa lou u r hardcore

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petition to make this national anthem

THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

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darklorderebus:

The hype is too much. Thank you based Nintendo

darklorderebus:

The hype is too much. Thank you based Nintendo